Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. George Jean Nathan
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. Emo Philips
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear. Anatole France
To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell. Marquis de Sade
As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom. Pythagoras
We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women' is not a way to become president of the United States. Jimmy Carter
Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture when misfortune comes - A wet sponge at one blow has blurred the painting. Aeschylus
Men do not shape destiny, Destiny produces the man for the hour. Fidel Castro
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Johnny Carson
Is it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other? George Eliot
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. H. Allen Smith
But the problem is that when I go around and speak on campuses, I still don't get young men standing up and saying, 'How can I combine career and family?' Gertrude Stein
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking. Julius Caesar
Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half? Jean Giraudoux
When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view. Ella Wheeler Wilcox
The first problem for all of us, men and women, is not to learn, but to unlearn. Gloria Steinem
As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date. Nora Ephron
As soon as the land of any country has all become private property, the landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent even for its natural produce. Adam Smith
Women are systematically degraded by receiving the trivial attentions which men think it manly to pay to the sex, when, in fact, men are insultingly supporting their own superiority. Mary Wollstonecraft