Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. Herbert Spencer
I don't understand what the big deal is with gay marriage. Get over it, people. Kristin Chenoweth
In interviews I gave early on in my career, I was quoted as saying it was possible to have it all: a dynamic job, marriage, and children. In some respects, I was a social adolescent. Jessica Savitch
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Spike Milligan
There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage. Phil McGraw
I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that. Jack Nicholson
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. Tertullian
I suffered, I really suffered, with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three, starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two. Ava Gardner
After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful. Navjot Singh Sidhu
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. Richard Pryor
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right. Richard Pryor
Marriage is this grand madness, and I think if people knew that, they would perhaps take it more seriously. Bono
We must have great respect for these people who also suffer and who want to find their own way of correct living. On the other hand, to create a legal form of a kind of homosexual marriage, in reality, does not help these people. Pope Benedict XVI
After a while in marriage, it doesn't work anymore. There is something missing, there is something wrong. There are few marriages that stay alive forever. We like something, and after a while, we hate what we used to love. Monica Bellucci
Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance. Francoise Sagan
Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history. Nicolas Chamfort
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Johnny Carson
Those who condemn gay marriage, yet are silent or indifferent to the breakdown of marriage and divorce, are, in my view, missing the real issue. Malcolm Turnbull
I do not think that marriage is one of my talents. I've been much happier unmarried than married. Doris Lessing