I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. Jimmy Fallon
I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where I'm from. I wouldn't move back there, but it's funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. Jarvis Cocker
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. Lynda Barry
It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life. Jonah Hill
It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. Courteney Cox
When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh. Courteney Cox
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house. Anthony Anderson
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great. Jamie Foxx
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. Jamie Foxx
For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. James Herriot
Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good. Billy Bob Thornton
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. Magic Johnson
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. Bobby Darin
I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it. Lea Michele
It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. Tori Spelling
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown. Fanny Brice
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. Larry Hagman
That's why I like to get out there, and get people to see the other side of Mitt, and know us in a different reflection when you see the family and how funny he is with the boys and with the grandkids. And you know, just what a super guy he is. That's part of what I am doing, is letting people see the other side of Mitt. Ann Romney