I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? Kristin Davis
I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship. Leonardo DiCaprio
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend. Pink
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Garry Shandling
I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks. Taylor Dayne
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. Ben Kingsley
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'. Kelly Osbourne
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship. Garry Shandling
I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment. Candice Bergen
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. Alicia Silverstone
We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. Betty Dodson
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them. Mark Hoppus
I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all. Anna Kournikova
I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating. Brooke Burns
I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde. Hugh Hefner
Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs. Marianne Faithfull
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. Ben Affleck
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Jay London
You show your vulnerability through relationships, and those feelings are your soft spot. You need to have a soft spot. Victoria Pratt
Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule. Minnie Driver