Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars. Tom Arnold on car
Remote villages and communities have lost their identity, and their peace and charm have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations, the automobile. James Norman Hall on car
Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you. Muhammad Ali on car
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Hunter S. Thompson on car
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P. J. O'Rourke on car
Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president. Eleanor Roosevelt on car
Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love. Eminem on car
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. Theodore Roosevelt on car
Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck on car
What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car? George Bernard Shaw on car
Most people have no concept of how an automatic transmission works, yet they know how to drive a car. You don't have to study physics to understand the laws of motion to drive a car. You don't have to understand any of this stuff to use Macintosh. Steve Jobs on car
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. Mitch Hedberg on car
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. Barack Obama on car
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck on car
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck on car
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip on car
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. Erma Bombeck on car
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. Steven Wright on car
Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance. Brian Tracy on car
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. Erma Bombeck on car