Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. Mark Twain on new years
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. James Agate on new years
Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word. Goran Persson on new years
Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will. Jonathan Edwards on new years
All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives. Steven Spielberg on new years
I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home. W. C. Fields on new years
Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed. Cavett Robert on new years
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. F. Scott Fitzgerald on new years
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. P. J. O'Rourke on new years
If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone. Robert Fulghum on new years
Celebrate what you want to see more of. Tom Peters on new years
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back. Tucker Carlson on new years
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver. Kim Kardashian on new years
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. W. Somerset Maugham on new years
Good parties create a temporary youthfulness. Mason Cooley on new years
I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun. Paris Hilton on new years
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am. Cyril Cusack on new years
Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise be wise and thou art happy. Akhenaton on new years
I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor. Carl Sandburg on new years
To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach. Bobby Bowden on new years