During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage. Conan O'Brien on marriage
The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions. Katy Perry on marriage
I think of marriage as a garden. You have to tend to it. Respect it, take care of it, feed it. Make sure everyone is getting the right amount of, um, sunlight. Mark Ruffalo on marriage
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. Helen Rowland on marriage
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland on marriage
Have you ever heard of a good marriage growing in front of the cameras? Brigitte Bardot on marriage
The sad truth is that the civil rights movement cannot be reborn until we identify the causes of black suffering, some of them self-inflicted. Why can't black leaders organize rallies around responsible sexuality, birth within marriage, parents reading to their children and students staying in school and doing homework? Henry Louis Gates on marriage
I'll always be sad that my marriage ended. Shania Twain on marriage
The mark of a good marriage is partnership and continuing to feel inspired by your spouse. I had that with Tao. But the end is not necessarily the tragedy. Staying in a relationship that is no longer working is the tragedy. Living unhappily - that's the tragedy. Olivia Wilde on marriage
The cultural expectation should be if there's infidelity, the marriage is more important than fidelity. Dan Savage on marriage
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. Louis C. K. on marriage
Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. Herbert Spencer on marriage
I don't understand what the big deal is with gay marriage. Get over it, people. Kristin Chenoweth on marriage
In interviews I gave early on in my career, I was quoted as saying it was possible to have it all: a dynamic job, marriage, and children. In some respects, I was a social adolescent. Jessica Savitch on marriage
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Spike Milligan on marriage
There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage. Phil McGraw on marriage
I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that. Jack Nicholson on marriage
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. Tertullian on marriage