It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. Jane Austen on marriage
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner on marriage
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. Helen Rowland on marriage
I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself you want to try even harder to make it work. Princess Diana on marriage
In mid-life the man wants to see how irresistible he still is to younger women. How they turn their hearts to stone and more or less commit a murder of their marriage I just don't know, but they do. Earl Warren on marriage
Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten. Dick Gregory on marriage
I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called. Ellen DeGeneres on marriage
Books and marriage go ill together. Moliere on marriage
But the key to our marriage is the capacity to give each other a break. And to realize that it's not how our similarities work together it's how our differences work together. Michael J. Fox on marriage
Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage. George W. Bush on marriage
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. Jerry Seinfeld on marriage
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock on marriage
Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation. Rick Wright on marriage
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. William Congreve on marriage
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. Gabriel Garcia Marquez on marriage
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much. Colin Chapman on marriage
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. Gloria Steinem on marriage
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland on marriage
Gay marriage is going to happen. It must. Lady Gaga on marriage