20 Quotes By Wilson Mizner

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All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
Wilson Mizner on anger

Art is science made clear.
Wilson Mizner on art

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
Wilson Mizner on art

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Wilson Mizner on best

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Wilson Mizner on death

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Wilson Mizner on education

Failure has gone to his head.
Wilson Mizner on failure

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Wilson Mizner on faith

God help those who do not help themselves.
Wilson Mizner on god

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
Wilson Mizner on power

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Wilson Mizner on respect

Art is science made clear.
Wilson Mizner on science

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
Wilson Mizner on wisdom

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Wilson Mizner on wisdom

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
Wilson Mizner on women

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Wilson Mizner on criticism

You sparkle with larceny.
Wilson Mizner on insult

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner on life

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
Wilson Mizner on movies

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Wilson Mizner on plagiarism