Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. Will Rogers on money
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' Will Rogers on morning
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. Will Rogers on movies
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Will Rogers on movies
A fool and his money are soon elected. Will Rogers on politics
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Will Rogers on politics
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers on politics
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers on politics
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. Will Rogers on politics
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. Will Rogers on politics
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Will Rogers on sports
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers on thankful
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Will Rogers on time
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Will Rogers on time
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. Will Rogers on time
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers on time
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. Will Rogers on time
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. Will Rogers on truth
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. Will Rogers on truth