I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry on age
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself. Stephen Fry on art
I've never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind. Apart from the beauty of looks and figure, which I cannot claim to have, there's just a particular kind of ordinary-Joe quality that a film star needs to have. Stephen Fry on beauty
Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good. Stephen Fry on business
Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully. Temperance is wickedness. Stephen Fry on experience
I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance. Stephen Fry on freedom
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry on funny
When you get just a complete sense of blackness or void ahead of you, that somehow the future looks an impossible place to be, and the direction you are going seems to have no purpose, there is this word despair which is a very awful thing to feel. Stephen Fry on future
I think my view is that whenever you project into the future you're never likely to be accurate in the details, or the paraphernalia and style. It's in the spirit of it. Stephen Fry on future
As someone who worked hard for a Labour victory in the 90s, do I regret it? Not really. It was bound to happen. And it'll happen with the next government, and the one after it. Because all governments serve us. They serve the filth. Stephen Fry on government
But happiness is no respecter of persons. Stephen Fry on happiness
Happiness is no respecter of persons. Stephen Fry on happiness
I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop. Stephen Fry on home
It's rather splendid to think of all those great men and women who appear to have presented symptoms that allow us to describe them as bipolar. Whether it's Hemingway, Van Gogh... Robert Schumann has been mentioned... Virginia Woolf, Sylvia Plath... some of them with rather grim ends. Stephen Fry on men
I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like. Stephen Fry on relationship
I've always had great respect for Paddington because he is amusingly English and eccentric. He is a great British institution and my generation grew up with the books and then Michael Horden's animations. Stephen Fry on respect
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive. Stephen Fry on travel
I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance. Stephen Fry on truth
It's rather splendid to think of all those great men and women who appear to have presented symptoms that allow us to describe them as bipolar. Whether it's Hemingway, Van Gogh... Robert Schumann has been mentioned... Virginia Woolf, Sylvia Plath... some of them with rather grim ends. Stephen Fry on women
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive. Stephen Fry on christmas