Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? Robert Orben on politics
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben on society
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben on success
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben on success
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Robert Orben on wisdom
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben on work
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben on work
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben on work