The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. Marlon Brando on courage
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. Marlon Brando on money
With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes. Marlon Brando on women