40 Quotes By Mae West

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Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Mae West on art

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Mae West on best

Look your best - who said love is blind?
Mae West on best

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Mae West on dating

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West on diet

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West on funny

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West on funny

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West on funny

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Mae West on good

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae West on good

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Mae West on good

A hard man is good to find.
Mae West on good

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Mae West on good

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Mae West on good

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West on great

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
Mae West on home

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Mae West on life

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West on love

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Mae West on love

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Mae West on love