I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Louis C. K. on movies
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. Louis C. K. on positive
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. Louis C. K. on positive
Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. Louis C. K. on power
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. Louis C. K. on romantic
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. Louis C. K. on smile
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing. Louis C. K. on sports
I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. Louis C. K. on time
I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. Louis C. K. on women
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' Louis C. K. on women
I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. Louis C. K. on work