3 Quotes By Les Dawson

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson on funny

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
Les Dawson on marriage

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Les Dawson on men