The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't. Lenny Bruce on art
When you're eight years old nothing is your business. Lenny Bruce on business
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce on funny
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. Lenny Bruce on funny
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. Lenny Bruce on god
There are never enough I Love You's. Lenny Bruce on love