Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself. Larry David on religion
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Larry David on truth
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Larry David on war
Women love a self-confident bald man. Larry David on women
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. Larry David on women