The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness. Kathy Griffin on anger
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are. Kathy Griffin on beauty
No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there. Kathy Griffin on food
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. Kathy Griffin on food
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. Kathy Griffin on funny
A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor. Kathy Griffin on humor
It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well. Kathy Griffin on morning
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV. Kathy Griffin on movies