I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. Joseph Heller on dreams
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. Joseph Heller on good
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. Joseph Heller on peace
When I grow up I want to be a little boy. Joseph Heller on age