18 Quotes By John Barrymore

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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
John Barrymore on alone

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore on dreams

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
John Barrymore on finance

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore on food

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
John Barrymore on good

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
John Barrymore on good

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
John Barrymore on good

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
John Barrymore on great

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
John Barrymore on happiness

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore on love

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
John Barrymore on money

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore on morning

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore on time

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore on time

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
John Barrymore on wisdom

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore on women

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
John Barrymore on marriage

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore on sex