Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference. Fanny Brice on beauty
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown. Fanny Brice on funny
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show. Fanny Brice on women