I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. Dylan Moran on famous
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. Dylan Moran on funny
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. Dylan Moran on truth
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. Dylan Moran on women