The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson on age
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson on anniversary
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson on best
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson on car
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson on change
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson on computers
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Doug Larson on experience
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! Doug Larson on friendship
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson on gardening
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. Doug Larson on happiness
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson on home
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson on humor
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson on learning
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Doug Larson on learning
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson on marriage
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. Doug Larson on nature
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson on parenting
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson on politics
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! Doug Larson on success
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. Doug Larson on time