For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended. Dave Attell on cool
I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool. Dave Attell on cool
I never wanted to be famous. Dave Attell on famous
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. Dave Attell on famous
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. Dave Attell on funny
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. Dave Attell on imagination
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. Dave Attell on women