I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. Chevy Chase on attitude
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. Chevy Chase on family
All my children inherited perfect pitch. Chevy Chase on funny
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. Chevy Chase on funny
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. Chevy Chase on humor
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. Chevy Chase on movies
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. Chevy Chase on romantic