I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar! Demetri Martin
The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again. Nora Ephron
A lot of women don't know how to love because there's deep reasons for them not knowing how to love. And what I mean by deep reasons is deep and dark reasons. Lil Wayne
All men and women have an equal need for love. When these needs are not fulfilled it is easy to have our feelings hurt, for which we blame our partner. John Gray
You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. Donald Trump
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness. Ambrose Bierce
History has taught us over and over again that freedom is not free. When push comes to shove, the ultimate protectors of freedom and liberty are the brave men and women in our armed forces. Throughout our history, they've answered the call in bravery and sacrifice. Tim Pawlenty
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. Chuck Palahniuk
Women are tenacious, and all of them should be tenacious of respect without esteem they cannot exist esteem is the first demand that they make of love. Honore de Balzac
Decisiveness is a characteristic of high-performing men and women. Almost any decision is better than no decision at all. Brian Tracy
A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be. Barbara Cartland
Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size. Virginia Woolf
African women in general need to know that it's OK for them to be the way they are - to see the way they are as a strength, and to be liberated from fear and from silence. Wangari Maathai
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. Geoffrey Chaucer
Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes. Gilbert K. Chesterton
The story of the human race is the story of men and women selling themselves short. Abraham Maslow
Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything. Anita Brookner
I am drawn to women who are independent and creative, which is problematic because it's a struggle, a competition of careers. There's jealousy. Marilyn Manson