It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. Pete Rose
If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball. Phil Jackson
The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back. Steve Garvey
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. Jim Bishop
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. Martin Mull
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen. Joe DiMaggio
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. Rogers Hornsby