A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. Edgar Allan Poe
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened. Anatole France
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms. George Eliot
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Alfred A. Montapert
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. Woodrow Wilson
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Steven Wright