It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. Martha Plimpton
My mom and I used to listen to records, read, and take train rides across the country in the summer. It was a very chill life. She didn't expose me to anything that was ahead of my development, but she expected me to adjust to her world - she did not expect to adjust to mine. Martha Plimpton
Isn't it so weird the day you wake up and you're just going with the flow? And you just suddenly are a mom. Katherine Heigl
I'm a sappy mom now. I didn't think I would be. I thought I'd be a cool mom who keeps everything in perspective. Katherine Heigl
I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didn't, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I don't think any of my relatives are surprised. Amy Lee
My mom knows pretty well how I see her. Lena Dunham
I'm ridiculous in my oversharing my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me... and my father is a decidedly private person. Lena Dunham
God blessed me with two unbelievable parents, and I am just like both of them. I have the smile and charisma of my mother and the big heart of my mom, because she wants to save the world and help the world, so I am just like her. Magic Johnson
My mom was always saying: 'Be whatever you want to be, but stick with it. Don't waver. Don't change who you are for anybody.' Miranda Lambert
My mom always says I cut my teeth on the church pew. Miranda Lambert
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen
Well, my mom is single and we've both been single at the same time over the last ten years, so I really related to the bond between my character and Diane's. Amanda Peet
I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children. Mindy Kaling
Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true. Mindy Kaling
My mom loved rock 'n roll. My father hated it. We couldn't play it when he was around. Patti Smith
I made some truly awful movies. 'Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot' was the worst. If you ever want someone to confess to murder just make him or her sit through that film. They will confess to anything after 15 minutes. Sylvester Stallone
I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom I know what she put into it. Elizabeth Gilbert
Washington has got to, across the board, lower taxes for small businesses so that our mom and pops can reinvest and hire people, so that our businesses can thrive. Sarah Palin
I'm really happy to be a mom, and I'm proud of the phase I'm in. Liz Phair
Mom ran the house, so we grew up Portuguese. Emeril Lagasse