I'm not the judge. You know, God didn't tell me to go around judging everybody. Joel Osteen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. Woody Allen
If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive. Elbert Hubbard
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. Thomas Paine
Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the weight of days is dreadful. Albert Camus
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. Anne Lamott
The highest reward that God gives us for good work is the ability to do better work. Elbert Hubbard
By reading the scriptures I am so renewed that all nature seems renewed around me and with me. The sky seems to be a pure, a cooler blue, the trees a deeper green. The whole world is charged with the glory of God and I feel fire and music under my feet. Thomas Merton
God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floods. But he cannot save them from fools. John Muir
Reputation is what men and women think of us character is what God and angels know of us. Thomas Paine
It is possible to become discouraged about the injustice we see everywhere. But God did not promise us that the world would be humane and just. He gives us the gift of life and allows us to choose the way we will use our limited time on earth. It is an awesome opportunity. Cesar Chavez
Eskimo: 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' Priest: 'No, not if you did not know.' Eskimo: 'Then why did you tell me?' Annie Dillard
As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me. Abdul Kalam
I believe God gives you the grace to do what you need to do. Joel Osteen
For God so loved the World that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. Jesus Christ
I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing. Bill Cosby
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god. Napoleon Bonaparte
We turn toward God only to obtain the impossible. Albert Camus
We ought to fly away from earth to heaven as quickly as we can and to fly away is to become like God, as far as this is possible and to become like him is to become holy, just, and wise. Plato
I made a decision when my father passed away that I was going to be who God made me to be and not try to preach like my father. Joel Osteen