Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. Jim Bishop on dating
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. Gilbert Gottfried on dating
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. Jimmy Fallon on dating
I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy. Charles Kuralt on dating
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person. Britney Spears on dating
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. Lucy Liu on dating
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion. Kim Cattrall on dating
Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. Nick Cannon on dating
I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? Kristin Davis on dating
I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship. Leonardo DiCaprio on dating
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend. Pink on dating
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Garry Shandling on dating
I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks. Taylor Dayne on dating
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. Ben Kingsley on dating
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'. Kelly Osbourne on dating
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship. Garry Shandling on dating
I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment. Candice Bergen on dating
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. Alicia Silverstone on dating
We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. Betty Dodson on dating
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them. Mark Hoppus on dating