All War Departments are now Defense Departments. This is all part of the doubletalk of our time. The aggressor is always on the other side. George Wald on war
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. Barbara de Angelis on wedding
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates on wedding
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost on wedding
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx on wedding
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. Oliver Wendell Holmes on wedding
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Ambrose Bierce on wedding
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. Honore de Balzac on wedding
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. Lord Byron on wedding
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. Lord Byron on wedding
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. Phyllis Diller on wedding
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three. Heraclitus on wedding
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. Joseph Addison on wedding
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. Helen Rowland on wedding
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. Groucho Marx on wedding
In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings. Michael J. Fox on wedding
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. William Feather on wedding
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. Grace Hansen on wedding
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. James M. Barrie on wedding