Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me. Mario Cantone on marriage
Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every State, now 50 States, the same way, but now we have unelected judges altering and changing that fundamental institution. Jeff Sessions on marriage
There's lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it's an inspiring rally point. Ty Burrell on marriage
To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way out of it. Lawrence Block on marriage
Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate. Joe Moore on marriage
I've learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the people that I work with to be people I enjoy, so you want to cast people who are as excited and enthusiastic as you are. Shonda Rhimes on marriage
I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married. Elisabetta Canalis on marriage
Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators, as many South Dakotans have done, to protect marriage as a union between a man and a woman. Mike Rounds on marriage
Other than marriage, she doesn't control me and I don't control her. Gavyn Davies on marriage
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have. Curtis Sliwa on marriage
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx on medical
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Groucho Marx on medical
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck on medical
They certainly give very strange names to diseases. Plato on medical
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it. Erma Bombeck on medical
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. Anton Chekhov on medical
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. Rodney Dangerfield on medical
Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. Anton Chekhov on medical
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. Arthur Schopenhauer on medical
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. Napoleon Bonaparte on medical