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Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it's funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have.
Hoda Kotb on funny

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.
Wendy Liebman on funny

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
Scott Thompson on funny

When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny.
Scott Thompson on funny

I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, 'Okay, let's experience that.' You just have to just go with it because it's rare.
Julianna Margulies on funny

Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head.
Rufus Sewell on funny

The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.
LeAnn Rimes on funny

Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
Jerry B. Jenkins on funny

The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.
John Keegan on funny

Most of my ideas just come out funny.
Tim Heidecker on funny

Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.
Tim Heidecker on funny

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
Tim Heidecker on funny

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.
Tim Heidecker on funny

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
Alan Ladd on funny

I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.
Michael Bergin on funny

I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
Donna Tartt on funny

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
Gabrielle Reece on funny

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
Lauren Graham on funny

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
Zach Galifianakis on funny

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
Zach Galifianakis on funny