If I get married, I want to be very married. Audrey Hepburn
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. James H. Boren
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. Bette Davis
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. Honore de Balzac
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Katharine Hepburn
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. Joseph Campbell
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too. H. L. Mencken
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. Honore de Balzac
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Red Skelton
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. John Steinbeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. Erma Bombeck
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor