546 Quotes Regarding Humor


A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
William James

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
Hugh Sidey

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.
Mark Twain

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Francis Bacon

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields

The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby

When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma Bombeck

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
William Arthur Ward

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx

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