I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David on birthday
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. Larry David on change
Obviously comedic styles do change. Larry David on change
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens. Larry David on change
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch. Larry David on food
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Larry David on freedom
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. Larry David on freedom
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Larry David on funny
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. Larry David on funny
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David on funny
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David on funny
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. Larry David on funny
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. Larry David on future
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. Larry David on home
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. Larry David on home
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! Larry David on home
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. Larry David on mom
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. Larry David on money
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. Larry David on money
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. Larry David on relationship