Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?' Johnny Carson on alone
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. Johnny Carson on business
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson on death
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson on death
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson on food
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. Johnny Carson on freedom
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson on funny
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. Johnny Carson on funny
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson on funny
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson on happiness
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. Johnny Carson on health
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Johnny Carson on marriage
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Johnny Carson on marriage
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Johnny Carson on men
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. Johnny Carson on money
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. Johnny Carson on peace
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. Johnny Carson on success
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?' Johnny Carson on success
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. Johnny Carson on success
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson on christmas