I don't really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it. David Steinberg on humor
I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian. David Steinberg on marriage
Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested. David Steinberg on relationship
When I started, you didn't make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didn't get a lot of respect. David Steinberg on respect