Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. Art Buchwald on best
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. Art Buchwald on birthday
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. Art Buchwald on society