38 Quotes By Helen Rowland


Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Helen Rowland on marriage

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Helen Rowland on marriage

Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.
Helen Rowland on marriage

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Helen Rowland on marriage

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland on marriage

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland on money

A fool and her money are soon courted.
Helen Rowland on money

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
Helen Rowland on nature

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland on trust

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Helen Rowland on wedding

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Helen Rowland on wedding

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
Helen Rowland on women

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Helen Rowland on women

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland on women

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Helen Rowland on women

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland on beauty

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
Helen Rowland on love

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland on marriage