61 Quotes By Bill Cosby


There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby on future

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby on god

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby on god

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.
Bill Cosby on god

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby on good

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby on good

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Bill Cosby on health

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby on home

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby on hope

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
Bill Cosby on hope

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby on humor

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby on humor

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby on humor

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby on life

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby on love

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby on love

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.
Bill Cosby on love

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
Bill Cosby on love

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.
Bill Cosby on love

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby on marriage