Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. John Updike
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. Ben Hogan
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off. Bill Veeck
The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen. Bob Lemon
I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes. Al McGuire
Sometimes in football you have to score goals. Thierry Henry
Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. Joseph Chilton Pearce
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. Ben Hogan
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming. Charles Barkley
Gray skies are just clouds passing over. Frank Gifford
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out. George Brett