12 Quotes By Amy Sedaris


My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
Amy Sedaris on dad

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
Amy Sedaris on dad

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
Amy Sedaris on diet

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
Amy Sedaris on failure

I swear I want to be a food model.
Amy Sedaris on food

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
Amy Sedaris on food

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
Amy Sedaris on health

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
Amy Sedaris on inspirational

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Amy Sedaris on mom

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
Amy Sedaris on relationship

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Amy Sedaris on easter

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
Amy Sedaris on easter