I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? Yogi Berra on change
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra on food
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra on funny
I never said most of the things I said. Yogi Berra on funny
The future ain't what it used to be. Yogi Berra on future
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. Yogi Berra on good
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em. Yogi Berra on money
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em. Yogi Berra on power
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. Yogi Berra on sports
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. Yogi Berra on sports
How can you think and hit at the same time? Yogi Berra on time
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know. Yogi Berra on truth