161 Quotes By Mark Twain


Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain on death

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain on education

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Mark Twain on education

I've never let my school interfere with my education.
Mark Twain on education

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain on education

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Mark Twain on education

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain on education

I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain on education

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
Mark Twain on education

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain on experience

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Mark Twain on fear

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Mark Twain on fear

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain on fear

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain on food

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain on forgiveness

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Mark Twain on freedom

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain on funny

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain on funny

All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain on funny

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain on funny