14 Quotes By Kevin James


It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.
Kevin James on cool

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.
Kevin James on diet

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James on funny

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
Kevin James on funny

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James on good

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.
Kevin James on hope

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
Kevin James on movies

I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.
Kevin James on movies

I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.
Kevin James on positive

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.
Kevin James on positive

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.
Kevin James on relationship

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.
Kevin James on sports

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.
Kevin James on easter

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James on thanksgiving