Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns on happiness
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns on happiness
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. George Burns on love
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns on money
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money. George Burns on money
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. George Burns on success
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns on success
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. George Burns on time
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns on women
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very very few people die past the age of a hundred. George Burns on age
I'm at that age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns on age