31 Quotes By George Burns


Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns on happiness

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns on happiness

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns on love

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns on money

I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
George Burns on money

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns on success

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns on success

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns on time

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George Burns on women

If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very very few people die past the age of a hundred.
George Burns on age

I'm at that age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns on age