16 Quotes By Bill Watterson

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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Bill Watterson on best

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Bill Watterson on best

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Bill Watterson on car

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Bill Watterson on change

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Bill Watterson on cool

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Bill Watterson on dreams

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill Watterson on experience

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
Bill Watterson on food

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Bill Watterson on future

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill Watterson on god

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson on intelligence

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Bill Watterson on learning

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson on life

Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Bill Watterson on mom

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Bill Watterson on science

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Bill Watterson on time